Okay, okay. So, the people don't understand what's in the Book o' Gold?
-Naurglahad
Nope. They're all idiots.
-Onikunshu (cackles maniacally)
Let's get them to act it out, then!
-Naruglahad (jumping up and dancing)
...You're related to me?
-Oni
Yup! I'm your precious daughter!
-Nauri
...Get away from me.
-Oni (jumps out the window)
FINEEEEE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!! Dudes and Dudesses!
-Nauri
What do you parasects want now?
-Sagufai
Hey! That's my heir's daughter!
-Salm
How unlucky.
-Sach (muttering)
I HEARD THAT!
-Salm (attacks Sach)
STOPPIT!
-Sveit (rushing in with her arms flailing)
HEY! Watch it! Get back here!
-Sagufai (chasing after her)
Ha! So my brother doesn't care about me anymore... and it all goes according to plan...
-Sakata (rocking back and forth in the corner)
Plan? What plan?
-Sagufai (suddenly advancing on her)
Eep! Go away! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!
-Sakata (running to Salm)
(Salm is busy strangling Sach)
I'm BUSY!
-Salm
@_X
-Sach
...Where, oh where has the plot gone?
-Sirwe
Somewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere overrrr the rainbooooooooowwwww!
-Sirwa (laughing maniacally)
DUDES AND DUDESSES!
-Nauri
WHAT?!
-all the Zhulna
...like... um... uh I dunno'. Nevermind. Go back to killing each other.
-Nauri (shrugs and walks away)
(there is silence)
...Alright.
-Salm (goes back to strangling Sach)
FINE! FINE! I'M SORRY!
-Sach (foaming at the mouth)
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOUUU! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
-Salm
Dude, your lover is rabid!
-Sirwa (laughing at Sakata)
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
-Sakata
(Sakata attacks Sirwa)
Stop beating each other up!
-Sagufai (running in to seperate his little brother and sister)
Can we just drop the stupid curtain?
-Oni (peeking through the window)
What curtain?
-Nauri
Shut up, stupid girl.
-Oni
(Salm suddenly stops strangling Sach)
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
-Salm (turning on Oni)
(Oni goes dun)
DON'T INSULT YOUR OWN DAUGHTERRRRR! SHE'S A PART OF THE STUPID PLOT!
-Salm
(Oni runs away screaming)
I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVERRRRRRRR! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Salm (chasing after his heir)
(suddenly, a giant curtain rises out of the ground, then drops on the scene)
END PAGE
Wow, that was stupid.
-Sach (under the curtains)
I said END PAGE!!!!!!
...fine!
-Sach
END! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
